Tootsie: Mr Zuckerberg, are you aware that your name means 'Sugar Mountain' in German?
Zuckerberg: Yes. Beast looked it up on Google Translate.
T: How come Beast has a Facebook page but not a blog?
Z: She needs a Wall to pee on. Blogs only have posts.
T: How do you feel about Facebook having gone public?
Z: How can a business stay private if it's about getting people to go public with their private lives? Plus, we never had much respect for anything private.
T: That's not entirely true. You were careful about keeping certain things private. For instance, you didn't disclose that FB stock was seriously overvalued.
Z: It wasn't. The price plummeted because I dumped a bunch of my own shares.
T: Sounds like a chicken and egg situation.
Z: Eggs lie at the very foundation of Facebook.
T: How so?
Z: I started Facebook because I realized that college students want to be like eggs.
T: You mean, only higher grades?
Z: No, I mean they want to get laid. Every day.
T: Some argue that you laid an egg with the IPO.
Z: Not at all. The IPO showed that FB can generate income. At least for me.
T: But now you're facing more court time.
Z: Nothing wrong with being courted. BTW, how come you aren't on Facebook?
T: Because I don't need a Wall to pee on. I prefer peeing on grass.