Can you believe what my mom makes me do? Pose with poopy signage. So not fair!
Oh yes. Bravo for using poopy bags, but do I really have to pose with them? (In the background, check out that mountain called "The Teeth of the Lady" -- "Denti della Vecchia.")
The next sign is all about not pooping on grass that cows eat. "Thank you! Clean and safe meadows," it reads. Just look at the cow's shocked expression.
The following sign roughly translates to "Mess up. Clean up!"
I swear if I get womanhandled up in the air one more time that I will.... Oh, I'll wag when I'm put down. Yes, I will. Would you?