Am I A Plate?

Dear Mom,

I saw a note taped to the front door when Dachshund Daddy took me out for my constitutional last night. The note said: "Wash Tootsie."

What do you mean "Wash Tootsie"?

Am I a plate? A dirty dish? Why don't I get a bath?

Here's your new, edited list:

• Give Tootsie a bath
• Stop referring to Tootsie as a plate

You can see from this evidence that I am not a plate.

I am a dachshund who will fly... someday.

Thank you.

Love you,
Tootsie