Did you hear the story about how I fell in at the marina? My mom and your human uncle and cousins had flown to the Wotten Waven Wyoming Wedding of 2012, but I stayed behind. I am not able to fly "in-cabin" like you, and I don't much like flying cargo.
I am not cargo! I am Yugi!
I was walking on the dock with my caregivers, minding my own paws, and suddendly: a scuba diver pops up out of the water. I saw the diver pop up. Have you ever seen such a thing? It's weird. It looked neither human nor fish nor penguin. I didn't even know the creature was called a "scuba diver."
I backed up and backed up. Splash! I fell right into the water over the back of myself, off the dock.
Very funny, right?
I swam around frantically until my caregivers, Monique and Jakob, directed me back to the dock. Another guy helped them drag me out of the water.
I was very confused.
Then the scuba diver -- looking neither human nor fish nor penguin -- waved at me.
Freaked me out.
Remember that time you told me about when you fell into Lake Lugano while you were trying to make friends with Medieval ducks? I never asked, but how did you get out of the lake? Did a scuba diver help you?
P.s. Mom says I need a bath from all the salt water. I'm looking forward to the rub down.