Thursday, July 25, 2013

Does New York City Need a Weiner?

To salvage his political career, New York City mayoral candidate Anthony Weiner might adopt a dachshund.


That way, Weiner could text as many pictures of his wiener as he wants. Lots of people would like to look at little wieners on their phones.


Dear Mr. Weiner: Stop sexting. Start petting your own wiener.

7 comments:

  1. Christa taking dictation from BrunoJuly 25, 2013 at 6:00 AM

    Excellent advice! I don't think Mr. Weiner makes good choices, though... He doesn't even know how to pronounce his own name. LOL; thanks for the big smile, Tootsie!

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  2. "I've tried petting my weiner.....it's not enough!!!"

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  3. Hahaha! My dad just says, "His name's weiner!"

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  4. What grreat advice! You could be a political strategist, Tootsie.

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  5. LMAO. That is so funny . . . . . . That man does need some lessons in photo taking!

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  6. Tootsie, there are so many ways in which a dachshund can enhance a career! Although it might not work over in the Uk as neither your breed nor certain human male body parts are ever referred to as 'weiners'.
    Toodle pip!
    Bertie.

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