I saw a note taped to the front door when Dachshund Daddy took me out for my constitutional last night. The note said: "Wash Tootsie."
What do you mean "Wash Tootsie"?
Am I a plate? A dirty dish? Why don't I get a bath?
Here's your new, edited list:
- Give Tootsie a bath
- Stop referring to Tootsie as a plate
I am a dachshund who will fly... someday.
Thank you.
Love you,
Tootsie
