Mindful Dachshund

Gobblization

gob·bl·i·za·tion noun \ˌgä-bə-lə-ˈzā-shən\: the act or process of gobblizing : the state of being gobblized; especially : the development of an increasingly integrated greedy global economy marked especially by greedy free trade of foods that are eaten greedily to assist greedy corporations generate insanely greedy profits.

Mom's Favorite Crackers: Tootsie Never Eats These

Common Swiss-Italian Doggy Signage

But the dog pictured is not a kind we ever see in Switzerland! What kind of doggy do you think it is? Doberman? Boxer? The ears looked clipped, which is odd because it is illegal to dock ears or tails in Switzerland. This doesn't even look like a prototype dog to us.

And why isn't it a dachshund? We are the standard bearers of doggy prototypes! And this is obviously a male doggy. As a strong dachshund feminist, I'd like to see more inclusive doggy signage.

Let's Be Franc

Swisscom is the only Swiss company whose stock did not plummet last Thursday after the Swiss National Bank unpegged the Swiss franc from the Euro. I guess it's because they have phone booths.

Gowilla

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